Mizo Sex Education
tak tak chi hrang hrang heng nitrogen,
fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol,
cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic
acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid leh
Vitamin B12, mai bakah salt leh enzymes a
awm a, mihringte mamawh em em protein a
keng tel hnem hle.
(a damdawi mûm ten siam se!)
2. Chocolate hian phenylethylamin e a keng
tel a, chu chu mihring ah sex hman chakna
tithotu pakhat a ni.
(Valentine’s Day ah chocolate a hluar ka ti
reng ah!)
3. Hmeichhe serh a fiamthu in a
phengphehlep kan tih mai (labia minora) hi
nau hring tawhte ta hi a dum bik zel. A fan
vak a, a tawmtet leh tawh vang a ni.
(pawhfan nilovin ,,, tà wnfan)
4. Hmeichhiate hi an thineih hma deuh hi
sex an mamawhna san hunlai ber a ni (hriat
kar chi!!!)
5. -321 dgree Fahrenheit (-196.1 degree
Centigrade) ah hian mipa chi hi rei tak chhe
loin a dahthat theih.
6. Mipaah hian kum 17-18 nih lai hi sex-a an
san ber hunlai leh hman nuam an tih ber
hun lai a ni. (a mak à t à t rêng ani)
7. Aspirin capsule (lâihren) khat chhunga
leng tawk lek mipa chi hlang dahkhawm hi
dam ta vek se khawvel mihring zat
thawthang a awm thei. (vanneihthlâkin ,,,
Heroda ang a awm hlauh chu)
8. Sex hmanlai hian hnute bawr leh serh
bawr mai bakah hnarkaw chhung a
tihrawlte hi an lo inhampuar trang mar ve
tlat nia! (a trangrual rî chu pui helh helh tak
a ni)
9. Mingo hmeichhiate hi anal sex ngaina leh
hmang nasa ber an ni. (hnunglam a sabarh)
10. Thirfiante khat mipa semen (baw) hian
calorie 5 a keng tel. (Ãnlâk slim nan a thrat
dawn chu!)
11. Vawikhat mipa chitla ah hian chî
maktaduai hnih atang a maktaduai 5 vel a
awm thin. (kan va pung nèp si êm!)
12. Khawvel a hmeichhia hmunthum a then
a hmunkhat hi chuan kum 80 chuang an nih
thleng pawhin an kawppuite nen sex an la
hmang ve tlauh tlauh peih. (Sari iângin)
13. Mihring lungphu pangngai hi minute
khatah vawi 60-90 velte a ni tlangpui a, sex
hmana a vawrtawp thlen lai hi chuan minute
khatah vawi 140 vel lai a phu hman. (a hlau
mi?)
14. Hmeichhiate (pasal nei) hi chawhrualin
an rai theih hun chhung thleng (an
menopause hma) hian vawi 3000 vel sex an
hmang hman tlangpui.
(vawikhatah Rs. 500/- hlawh zel se!)
15. Mipa kum 40 hnuai lamah hian second
sawm lek chhungin a fuk lungrun a thleng
hman thei. (ét áwt hiân!)
16. Khawvel hmeichhiate hi chawhrualin
43% velin anal sex an hmang tel thin. (eu!)
17. Sex hman nawmna tur thilah hian
hmeichhiate hià n mipa thil len zawng hi a
pakuana velah an dah laiin mipa chuan a
pathumna velah an dah thung.
(hmm,,, a zia deuh)
18. Mipa hian a vawrtawp a thlen a a semen
rawn khawh chhuah chak zawng hi 28
miles per hour lai zuk ni a! (chheih rãw!)
19. Mipa chi hmeichhe serh chhung a tla hi
darkar khat chhungin inches 7 lai zuk
tawlhsawn ve thei a! (hrét hrút a)
20. Mipa hian trang ét áwt a a tihtlâk chuan
inches 12 a tang a 24 lai te a khawh phak!
(kahchik thra mi)
21. Mipa serh sei ber record chu inches 13
vel a sei a ni a, mahse, hei hi penile
modification nen a treatment pek a ni a,
natural chu inches 11 vel a ni a, a tawi ber
erawh chu 1cm chauh a ni. (leh lawi si
chuan!)
22. Mipa puitling til (testicle) ah hian chi a
insiam tam hle a, a sei zawngin insi thapin
dah tlar ta ila, metre 250 ai a thui a awh thei.
(ek line lagao)
23. Pangngai tak a sex hman hian
chawhrualin tihluh atrang a minute thum
chhungin mipa 70% hian a vawrtawp an
thleng hman thei.
(control control)
24. Australian mite hi mi pahnih aia tam sex
hman (threesome) ngaina ber niin an sawi
a, 28% lai hetiang sex hmang ang a chhut
an ni. (motor a behrûk an hrat ve tihna ni
maw!?!)
25. Khawvel mihring 50 zelah 1 (2%) vel hi
thlawhtheihna chhung a sex hmang an ni
tawh. (tuthlawh & bawngtuthlawh hmang
chung pawh in maw?)
26. A tlangpuiin hmeichhia hian a vawrtawp
nawmna hi second 20 vel an hman laiin
mipa chuan second 7 lek an hmang thung.
(in läp hleih leh sà ve!!!)
27. Mipa 41% vel hian zing taka sex hman
an duh laiin hian a tam zawk chuan an duh lo a ni lo.
Nang enge i dinhmun le.. ??
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